[If/when Kovacs decides to accept this transmission, he will be greeted by the Doctor's voice but also the sound of water showering in the background.]
I need you to come to the washroom. Bring a dry cloth while you're at it.
[ somehow when you get a message that says "come to the washroom", that instantly becomes the last place you want to go to. particularly when you keep the sender in mind. ]
And why the hell would I want to do that?
1/2; aka tfw you start a gag and forget what said gag was weeks later
[Okay. Yes. Tread carefully. It's not like you meant to phone River and you accidentally contacted an envoy.]
On second thought, rain check on the shower visit. Stay as far from the shower as visibly possible for the next four hours, twenty-three minutes and forty-five seconds.
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audio; ( idk pretend this is happening before christmas party stuff )
I need you to come to the washroom. Bring a dry cloth while you're at it.
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And why the hell would I want to do that?
1/2; aka tfw you start a gag and forget what said gag was weeks later
Oh, that wasn't the response he was expecting.]
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On second thought, rain check on the shower visit. Stay as far from the shower as visibly possible for the next four hours, twenty-three minutes and forty-five seconds.